Maybe one for dipper dave

hmmm . maybe its symptomatic of broken feet and hands as ive broke both including right hand 4 times .

think your ball carrying problem maybe loss of elasticity in ■■■■■■■■■ due to too tight budgie snugglers . i suffered this too as a result of females taking it upon themselves to do shopping .

after 3rd divorce i started buying union jack trunks from sports direct . 2 boxes for £8 . 100% cotton .

after a few months of kicking gonads with my knees , a degree of muscular integrity returned and they started residing at a more dignified altitude .

like any muscle you have to train them .

also 100% cotton has stopped em itching .

hope this helps