Came home to find my wife

Dan156:

PaulNowak:

animal:
Sorry never had a wife but don’t like Haribo so no problem

If you ever do, can I watch?

Why would you want to watch someone eating Haribo■■?

:unamused:

Animal is what David Walliams would call a “Laydee” I’m more than happy to watch her have a wife. You never know, if she decides she wants one, it may be yours. I do hope you’re not Elton John.