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Came home to find my wife.....

Postby xichrisxi » Mon Nov 16, 2015 7:21 pm

Right guys I'm not normally one for posting up sensitive,personal issues on the internet but I feel that some of you may of experienced a similar sort of thing happen to you and tbh right now I'd appreciate any advice/thoughts because I'm totally in shock and can't get my head round it all....
I've been married for 10 years now and have been with my wife for 14 and what she did was not something I ever thought she would do to me as I genuinely believed I made her happy,but although we have tried to move on from this and I have even suggested marriage counselling but she point blank refuses to accept she is in the ring and what she did was ok because I wasn't around,maybe it is partially my fault but I do try and be home whenever I can and I certainly didn't see this coming!!!!
So guys....had anyone else's wife ever put you Haribo's in the fridge and made them go rock hard??????
If so how did your marriage survive it?
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Came home to find my wife.....

Postby PaulNowak » Mon Nov 16, 2015 7:24 pm

I've never had a wife, sorry, well not one of my own. Prefer to borrow someone else's.

But I do like Haribo
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Re: Came home to find my wife.....

Postby bestbooties » Tue Nov 17, 2015 5:35 pm

I've been married for 48 years, and that's only because her mother wouldn't have her back years ago!
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Re: Came home to find my wife.....

Postby martinviking » Tue Nov 17, 2015 9:31 pm

I don't like Haribo's, so that wouldn't worry me, but Bisto Gravy is the only Gravy to have in the cupboard, my ex wife brought some Tosco own brand Gravy/Gruel once & that's part of why she's my ex wife
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Re: Came home to find my wife.....

Postby syramax » Tue Nov 17, 2015 9:42 pm

I used to come home and find my wife too :( but she's gone now :D
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Re: Came home to find my wife.....

Postby animal » Tue Nov 17, 2015 10:23 pm

Sorry never had a wife but don't like Haribo so no problem
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Re: Came home to find my wife.....

Postby Baggie » Wed Nov 18, 2015 9:05 pm

Tell your wife to put said Haribos inside her underwear,where her body heat will soon restore their original texture....then go find :wink: :wink:
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Re: Came home to find my wife.....

Postby PaulNowak » Thu Nov 19, 2015 2:58 am

animal wrote:Sorry never had a wife but don't like Haribo so no problem


If you ever do, can I watch?
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Re: Came home to find my wife.....

Postby animal » Thu Nov 19, 2015 7:59 pm

PaulNowak wrote:
animal wrote:Sorry never had a wife but don't like Haribo so no problem


If you ever do, can I watch?



pmsl No :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Came home to find my wife.....

Postby PaulNowak » Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:33 pm

Awwwww
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Re: Came home to find my wife.....

Postby Immigrant » Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:40 pm

xichrisxi wrote:Right guys I'm not normally one for posting up sensitive,personal issues on the internet but I feel that some of you may of experienced a similar sort of thing happen to you and tbh right now I'd appreciate any advice/thoughts because I'm totally in shock and can't get my head round it all....
I've been married for 10 years now and have been with my wife for 14 and what she did was not something I ever thought she would do to me as I genuinely believed I made her happy,but although we have tried to move on from this and I have even suggested marriage counselling but she point blank refuses to accept she is in the ring and what she did was ok because I wasn't around,maybe it is partially my fault but I do try and be home whenever I can and I certainly didn't see this coming!!!!
So guys....had anyone else's wife ever put you Haribo's in the fridge and made them go rock hard??????
If so how did your marriage survive it?

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Re: Came home to find my wife.....

Postby Dan156 » Tue Dec 08, 2015 2:17 am

PaulNowak wrote:
animal wrote:Sorry never had a wife but don't like Haribo so no problem


If you ever do, can I watch?


Why would you want to watch someone eating Haribo???

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Re: Came home to find my wife.....

Postby PaulNowak » Tue Dec 08, 2015 2:36 am

Dan156 wrote:
PaulNowak wrote:
animal wrote:Sorry never had a wife but don't like Haribo so no problem


If you ever do, can I watch?


Why would you want to watch someone eating Haribo???

:roll:


Animal is what David Walliams would call a "Laydee" I'm more than happy to watch her have a wife. You never know, if she decides she wants one, it may be yours. I do hope you're not Elton John.
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Re: Came home to find my wife.....

Postby tranny00 » Tue Dec 08, 2015 5:55 am

Some of us laydees
Like to chew and watch anything :D
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Re: Came home to find my wife.....

Postby Muckaway » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:51 pm

Alcohol killed my first wife....
...I came home pissed one night and shot her.
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Re: Came home to find my wife.....

Postby Baggie » Sat Dec 12, 2015 9:40 pm

Muckaway wrote:Alcohol killed my first wife....
...I came home pissed one night and shot her.


Oscar Pistorius should have tried that excuse... :wink:

Pun 'sort of' intended :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Re: Came home to find my wife.....

Postby dieseldog999 » Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:13 am

my 1st wife died from eating poisoned mushrooms.........my 2nd wife died in similar circumstances..........however...........my 3rd wife died from standing on a skateboard that was lying at the top of t :) he stairs...............she didn't like mushrooms...
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Re: Came home to find my wife.....

Postby Toddy2 » Wed Dec 16, 2015 2:08 am

dieseldog999 wrote:my 1st wife died from eating poisoned mushrooms.........my 2nd wife died in similar circumstances..........however...........my 3rd wife died from standing on a skateboard that was lying at the top of t :) he stairs...............she didn't like mushrooms...


that's a new twist on a very old joke :roll: :roll:
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Re: Came home to find my wife.....

Postby smokinbarrels » Wed Dec 16, 2015 9:38 am

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Re: Came home to find my wife.....

Postby Contraflow » Fri Dec 18, 2015 9:00 pm

martinviking wrote:I don't like Haribo's, so that wouldn't worry me...

+1

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Re: Came home to find my wife.....

Postby truckyboy » Mon May 01, 2017 1:43 pm

I feel your pain, which is why i dropped my wife off on the hard shoulder of the M1..then drove off at high speed..however when i saw the blue flashing lights behind me, i speeded up, as i thought they were bringing her back, but, they nicked me for speeding, then added a fine for dropping her off on a motorway..apparently its not allowed..can anyone suggest another way.?/
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Re: Came home to find my wife.....

Postby mushroomman » Tue May 02, 2017 3:11 am

Edgeware Road, A5, Cannock, A34.
I hope this helps. :wink:
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