Terry T:
Good lord. We got drivers who scream like children on the waltzers if we run out of alcohol wipes to clean the dashboard and steering wheel.
God knows what they’d do if they were handed the keys to that
But Terry, mate: that’s the interior of (hushed tones here) an ERF NGC ‘European’! - (a pause to sigh) - If you were given the keys to a Rolls Royce Silver Ghost you’d pardon the slightly foxed leather and the cracked steering wheel for the privilege of driving it! Same goes for one of these. 
Robert 