New farm machinery costs a fortune, check out the price of a new tractor or combine, you could buy a house or two and have no change left over.
Yes, drive, just go past the broken white fence, turn right by the second oak tree, if you see the sign for Joe Bloggs saw dust yard you have gone too far so will have to turn left by the stables,past Mr Jones house with the hanging basket, so please do not knock that down,like the last driver that did that.
Go 8 miles down the lane ignore the 3.5 ton weight limit over the wooden bridge over the stream,we get 44 tonners down there all the time.
You pass the Woolpack pub,next right,then in the field with mown grass in it, my worker will be waiting there for you.
By the way, have you got a pen and paper to write all this down, NO i have not, as i am driving.
Ok i will ring you back,NO phone signal.