Farmers

Retired Old ■■■■:
Put it in the bottom corner of the thirty acre, Driver.
You couldn’t make it up!
When I asked him which was the “thirty acre” he said “It’s the one next to where Dobbs’s used to be”.

I’d never been within ten miles of his farm before :unamused: :unamused: :unamused:

I got instructions from a farmer once, turn left at the old tree, you can’t miss it, there is a tillage bag in the hedge bottom :open_mouth:

A few years ago I used to deliver liquid fertiliser to Germany in a road tanker, that does sort the men out from the boys, looking for a farm and the bloke with a piece of straw in his mouth could not speak English or he hated the English for bombing his dads farmhouse :stuck_out_tongue: I used to go to the local mills and ask them to show me the farms on a map