Couple of stories ive heard is from one of my cousins who still runs his own Removals/Transport co.
Dates back to the early 60s when he was an employee of the family firm and the job involved moving a vicar.
The job was dragging on well after dark and one of our late uncles was carrying yet another box of books into the house.
In the fading light he said, to what he thought was co worker Chuck Sims,- ■■■■■ of a job this is Chuck” . . . .
Yes … it was the vicar.
Moving a family into a new build council house, when one of the men has got to use the abolutions.
Goes upstairs,flushes the toilet and a Richard the 3rd,shoots out from the wall narrowly missing two of the porters
carrying a settee - the waste pipes hadnt yet been fitted 