Remember my pal who wasnt that bright had to move a couch stuffed with horsehair that weighed a ton. The people who were moving house had gone off to the new house so his brainstorming idea was to pile up the mattresses on the pavement and throw the couch onto them. He failed to allow for the tree however and the couch got stuck in the branches!! Had to go around the neighbours and borrow a bow saw to free the couch, Funniest thing was the householders didnt realise what had occured!