Ran over someones pet!

Driving in my leased Merc…

Pigeon comes flying towards me with its legs open…tried to avoid it and smack takes my nearside mirror casing off incorporated with fancy led indicator lights

Driving up the A47 and some dumb pheasant or peasant decides to make a dart…I should have gone for the bugger but being a nice guy moved towards the outside lane and the ■■■■■■ follows me and whacks me…I did not bother stopping but when I got to London notice the lens on the headlight was smashed…Sealed unit says Mercedes only short of £1000…thanks China for a copy of the lens (£150) and a some palava to replace it…sorry to whoever has bought the car as the headlight aim is now a bit wonky.