On line bank troubles

Punchy Dan:
Had whole days worth of banking going missing and the first payment on a run vanishes too ,been on to RBS about it they acknowledge the problem but don’t know what they are doing about it so have sent £75 ,just looking at changing banks ,anyone had this with RBS ?

I have the answer to all your banking problems Dan’l, just ring this helpline number.

Walmington on Sea 123 & ask to speak to George Mainwaring, he’s the manager you know.

There’ll be no more banking troubles when the captain has had a hand in the matter, but oh I nearly forgot, DONT TELL HIM YOUR NAME PIKE!!!

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