grumpy old man:
HARRY…listen matey,…I’ve got one for you that WILL cure all known ailments…Glenfarclas 105 cask strength.
I’ve just finished a litre of it (it was a gift), and I have to tell you it’s ■■■■ fine stuff and …wait for it…are you there Larry ?..65 volts
Hiya,
Er’ Gom that’s cruel posting that type of info to a guy on tablets lots of em’.
thanks harry, long retired.