Ray Smyth:
Hi Dennis, I have just read your post above, and I think that you must have one of
the new types of keyboard that can produce what you are typing in a regional accent.
I understood what you were saying, because I used to listen to Walter Cochrane (R.I.P.)
from Lindale, and I soon learned the vernacular from your neck of the woods.
In Walters later days, his son Linden continued doing the Rank Hovis work. Perhaps
some of you chaps from Kendal, Barrow, Ulverston, Etc remember Walter Cochrane.Regards, Ray Smyth.
I just assumed he was illiterate? 
Pete.