Another form to fill in : Covid

All these bits of paper being handed round, can I borrow your pen, stick it behind your ear, up your nose, in your mouth first.

The city pubs have a visitors book and a pen tied to it with string, there is a dedicated phone number to ring to make bookings, all the staff use it to book taxis, take food orders, table bookings.

Maybe, just maybe we can make things worse with excessive prevention!