How can you tell if as tipper driver is shagging your missus?
The sheets are all over the place and he dumps his load on the floor…
Sorry, couldn’t resist it
The Sarge:
How can you tell if as tipper driver is shagging your missus?
The sheets are all over the place and he dumps his load on the floor…
Sorry, couldn’t resist it
If you’re going to take wood/green waste to an inert tip, ffs don’t have it placed on top of the load where it’s visible for all to see. Don’t think leaving the sheet on whilst on the weighbridge or tipping will hide it either (you might aswell hold up a sign with “hey Mr Dozer Driver, check my load!”
Have it loaded on the bodyfloor, in the middle so it doesn’t poke out of the tailgate when you open it, nor at the front where it will sit perched on top of your load after tipping.
Also, don’t have it filled with green waste, with some muck scattered on the top; A wagon grossing 10t under mgw with a load piled 5 feet above the bodysides is a bit suspicious.
I wouldn’t dream of trying to sneak green waste in-unless it was worth the effort
Be sure to make friends with the loading shovel driver…
One good way is to give him a lift in to work, especially if it’s raining - if he cycles, chuck his bike in the body…
DON’T forget to remove said bike or the exact same fella may well load 20 tonnes of Type 1 on top of his own bike.It’s guaranteed that the tipper driver will suffer for years…