May I be the first to say Jeremy Thorburn is a ■■■■.
Thankyou.
Coffeeholic:
May I be the first to say Jeremy Thorburn is a ■■■■.Thankyou.
seconded.
At least he didn’t use much management ■■■■ speak in that memo.
Coffeeholic:
May I be the first to say Jeremy Thorburn is a ■■■■.Thankyou.
I suspected you would be
shoud you not do this anyway■■? how much do landing legs cost■■?
Dick Head Logistics strike again 
hahahaha. You would think managers would check their info.
starfighter:
hahahaha. You would think managers would check their info.
He did, he heard it in many RDC waiting rooms, Eurotunnel and short sea ferries.
And also he heard from a driver who had heard it, from his wife’s sister, neighbour, who’s brother was talking to a guy in the pub, who knew somebody who drove sometimes a 7.5 tonner on the odd saturday, …so it must be true 
had checked it on several different sources
caledoniandream:
starfighter:
hahahaha. You would think managers would check their info.He did, he heard it in many RDC waiting rooms, Eurotunnel and short sea ferries.
And also he heard from a driver who had heard it, from his wife’s sister, neighbour, who’s brother was talking to a guy in the pub, who knew somebody who drove sometimes a 7.5 tonner on the odd saturday, …so it must be true
Mind you, I made our TM panic by telling him VOSA were going to start issuing FPNs for having too much paperwork in the windscreen.
We need a new rumour about driving in your hi-viz getting you a fine.
OOPS
danthevan:
shoud you not do this anyway■■? how much do landing legs cost■■?
Unless you regularly go over hump back bridges or drive down roads/in yards with bomb craters its not going to be much of an issue.
Conor:
danthevan:
shoud you not do this anyway■■? how much do landing legs cost■■?Unless you regularly go over hump back bridges or drive down roads/in yards with bomb craters its not going to be much of an issue.
So anyone in London should make sure they wind them up.
Conor:
danthevan:
shoud you not do this anyway■■? how much do landing legs cost■■?Unless you regularly go over hump back bridges or drive down roads/in yards with bomb craters its not going to be much of an issue.
Or get on ferries. The top deck of a ferry has been the death of many a landing leg.
starfighter:
We need a new rumour about driving in your hi-viz getting you a fine.
that’s prety easy, walk in the office looking really hacked off, maybe doing a bit of mumbling. some one is bound to say “what’s up?”
then go into one. "you and your hi vis this, hi vis that, and i end up with a fine off vosa. the reflection on the screen impairs my view. i’m going home. i just can’t, i just can’t win.
switchlogic:
Conor:
danthevan:
shoud you not do this anyway■■? how much do landing legs cost■■?Unless you regularly go over hump back bridges or drive down roads/in yards with bomb craters its not going to be much of an issue.
Or get on ferries. The top deck of a ferry has been the death of many a landing leg.
I would also imagine Landing legs have been the death of many a top deck of a ferrys
AHT:
switchlogic:
Conor:
danthevan:
shoud you not do this anyway■■? how much do landing legs cost■■?Unless you regularly go over hump back bridges or drive down roads/in yards with bomb craters its not going to be much of an issue.
Or get on ferries. The top deck of a ferry has been the death of many a landing leg.
I would also imagine Landing legs have been the death of many a top deck of a ferrys
Believe me landing legs pose no problems for a ferry deck! The legs always lose without fail.
Coffeeholic:
May I be the first to say Jeremy Thorburn is a ■■■■.Thankyou.
He is also a no-mark, he doesn’t even have a Linkedin profile 
I was going to start a thread about it to tice him out…
Wheel Nut:
Coffeeholic:
May I be the first to say Jeremy Thorburn is a ■■■■.Thankyou.
He is also a no-mark, he doesn’t even have a Linkedin profile
I know, I already looked with the same idea as you in mind.
Manager talking through his arse is news?
Coffeeholic:
May I be the first to say Jeremy Thorburn is a ■■■■.Thankyou.
I would agree based solely on the contents of the memo in the OP.But then again, I don’t work for DHL so if he looks in on here,I can’t be sacked