This was first published many years ago in the house journal of ASMT Leconfield. I think I have remembered it correctly, if not , apologies to the author and
The Motorists Litany
From domineering driving
And the vanity of power
Good Lord deliver me
From harsh judgement of youth
And the use of invective
Good Lord deliver me
Grant in me an abiding patience
For the slowness of age
And deliver me from speed
Make my vehicle move safely through life
And leave no man weeping at my passing
ASMTASMT.