why is it that,
1.the lights turn to red when you get there.
2.the roundabout is clear till you reach it.
3.the diesel pump you use has the clip broken.
4.the last layby for miles is full.
5.the snack bar has no food left.
6.they go to lunch at the rdc as you turn up.
im sure this list will be added to.
7: You write a “Why is it” list and forget something, only for someone else to add it before you get to it?
8: That people seem incapable of not adding to a perfectly good why is it list?
Just being evil 
The only Key fuels depot within range doesnt accept HGV’s
The “ONLY DRIVER” available to do that last little job on a friday night is me
When you are early to a delivery there is a queue, but when You are late they have been waiting, and on the phone to the office 20 times
The weighbridge is only ever open when you are slightly nervous about how close to gross weight you are
the ability to back onto a dock is closely related to the amount of drivers watching
The only defect on the truck dissapears the minute a fitter approaches
No matter how many ropes, straps chains etc you carry, you wll always be one short
The easy short cut on the map ALWAYs leads you to a height, weight or width restriction
Any More 
- The weighbridge is only ever open when you are slightly nervous about how close to gross weight you are
Whats that then? overweight…ME…NEVER!!! that cant be right?
2 ton over and $250 out of pocket
Bully
Why is it than when you pull out into the middle lane to let motorists join a motorway they then refuse to let you back in!
Or what about when you pull into the middle lane to overtake someone they speed up and 5 minutes later you catch them up and it happens again
simon
The day you tell your TM you want home early/on-time is the busiest day of the week.[/list]
the day you want an early start is the day that you’re alarm clock decides it wants to work in a different time zone
The day that you think that the High Viz Vested Person ont he side of the road is just a Johnny nobody you end up having a lovely chat with VOSA
metalhead10:
the day you want an early start is the day that you’re alarm clock decides it wants to work in a different time zoneThe day that you think that the High Viz Vested Person ont he side of the road is just a Johnny nobody you end up having a lovely chat with VOSA
Or even worse a saturday morning after tramping all week, and if a few beers have been consumed the night before, the uniform( work clothes) go on!!
Why is it always bouncing down with rain when you break down?
Why is it that the vital bit of information required to do the job is the the only bit of information the “OFFICE” forgot to pass on?
Why is it people insist on building loading bays in the most awkward of places?
TruckNet UK:
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- When you are early to a delivery there is a queue, but when You are late they have been waiting, and on the phone to the office 20 times
Whenever anybody say’s “You should have been here at 8 ‘o’ clock driver”
I always reply “Why? What Happened?”
And why is it that you never hear drivers complaining? 
Often wondered about that 
Salut, David
Why is it that hydraulic lines always burst at 1201 on a saturday afternoon.
Why is it that the fitter brings every possible part with him apart from the one needed to fix it.
Why is it that only Gatso equipped traffic lights are the ones that change just in front of you.
Who is it that puts single contact bulbs in double contact boxes.
Why is it that blow outs always seem to happen on a Friday afternoon
Rikki… How many man hours and how much diesel has been wasted driving to the keyfuels site that stopped accepting that card last week?
Why is it there is alway one shoe/trainer on the side of the road?.
Where does it come from?.
Why is just when you find the square you want on an A-Z the lights go green?.
Why is the guy at the front of the queue at lights always ready to go last?.
(maybe hes looking at his A-Z) 
:).
Why is it the girl with the short skirt and lovely legs is always 2 cars behind you in a traffic jam?.
Why do people travelling on buses always look miserable?.
Why is it that when you need a break they want to tip you straight away?.
Why dont fog lights have a switch that doesnt come on next time you switch the ignition off/on?.
why is it when they shut the docks at felixstowe and you are queing for hours a copper comes along and insists you pull forward that extra 2 foot to the vehicle in front.
why is it that when queing on languard the coppers come out make everybody fill all the lanes so that there are four lanes going into 1 on the right then bugger off when the dock opens and cause a free for all
why is when you open your wage you never get what you thought you should have.
froggy:
why is when you open your wage you never get what you thought you should have.
And why is it someone else always thinks of the best lines■■? 
Why is it when you open your wage you never get what you know you should have (cue: another dispute at the office 
)
Jules
Why is it,you can never find a ‘clean’ lav to park your bum on and do the biz in the services,yet there is always a member of the cleaning team mopping the floor in the foyer area■■?
Dan.
Dan a.k.a Boo:
Why is it,you can never find a ‘clean’ lav to park your bum on and do the biz in the services,yet there is always a member of the cleaning team mopping the floor in the foyer area■■?Dan.
PMSL,ROFL,LMBAO.
thats so TRUE.,