Well been home an hour, we’ve got steak pie, peas, gravy and Chips, and cold beer, wonder what the two layby trampers are having, Over to Robroy, and Dozy… 
and that Moaster will be no doubt having liquid tea, Stella at a guess
Reckon Robroy and Dozy should park together in a rat infested laybye and share their meals camion style. Dozy supplies the orange and Rob a gingsters pie.
Fish chips and peas , at my own dinner table
Nah I’ll never starve while I’m away, my wonderful Mrs sees to that. 
Had jacket tatties, with Mango chicken, and cheese savoury fillings (home made) with salad and coleslaw, with a drizzle of olive oil on the salad…cool eh?
Lemon meringue pie (again home made) and cream for pudding.
My 2 last bottles in the fridge of French bierre. (Ice cold)
I’m sat here dressed for dinner of course in my tux as always (looking like a 2 bob James Bond in an Actros. )
I’ll leave the Ginsters pie and a can of Lilt to doze, and if he wants me to swap me half for half… it’ll be a ‘‘Thanks but no thanks’’. 
(Maoster will be at ‘yem’ if he’s got any sense.)
robroy:
(Maoster will be at ‘yem’ if he’s got any sense.)
I was! Walked in just after 6 to find our lass three quarters of the way through a bottle of wine after (in her words) a ■■■■■ of a day. It was at this point I realised that no cookery witchcraft was going to happen so being the computer whizz that I am I immediately contacted Marios pizza & grill via my internet machine and then set about destroying my extensive Bud and Stella collection whilst waiting for the delivery gnome to arrive.
I had an image in my head of the two lay-by loafers parked up together, and in true camion style swapping bottles of Pepsi and Biere blonde over a pan of camion stew, while trying to convince each other which is the best chalking procedure at a Tesco RDC after running out of hours, and the fine levied for every turn of the winding handle not done
the maoster:
robroy:
(Maoster will be at ‘yem’ if he’s got any sense.)I was! Walked in just after 6 to find our lass three quarters of the way through a bottle of wine after (in her words) a ■■■■■ of a day. It was at this point I realised that no cookery witchcraft was going to happen so being the computer whizz that I am I immediately contacted Marios pizza & grill via my internet machine and then set about destroying my extensive Bud and Stella collection whilst waiting for the delivery gnome to arrive.
I had you down as like me, a… ‘Tea on the table when I get in or you get a good spanking’ type of guy mate.
(Thing is though if it does get to the spanking the tea idea gans out the window 
)
peirre:
I had an image in my head of the two lay-by loafers parked up together, and in true camion style swapping bottles of Pepsi and Biere blonde over a pan of camion stew, while trying to convince each other which is the best chalking procedure at a Tesco RDC after running out of hours, and the fine levied for every turn of the winding handle not done
I would love to see dopey,and Robroy both sat down having a nice little chat about life and trucking, over a nice Ginsters and Tango,…
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peirre:
I had an image in my head of the two lay-by loafers parked up together, and in true camion style swapping bottles of Pepsi and Biere blonde over a pan of camion stew, while trying to convince each other which is the best chalking procedure at a Tesco RDC after running out of hours, and the fine levied for every turn of the winding handle not doneI would love to see dopey,and Robroy both sat down having a nice little chat about life and trucking, over a nice Ginsters and Tango,…
Wtf has happened to this forum, first I get virtually propositioned by Switclogic, now you’re trying to get me fixed up with ■■■■ dozy.!! 
robroy:
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peirre:
I had an image in my head of the two lay-by loafers parked up together, and in true camion style swapping bottles of Pepsi and Biere blonde over a pan of camion stew, while trying to convince each other which is the best chalking procedure at a Tesco RDC after running out of hours, and the fine levied for every turn of the winding handle not doneI would love to see dopey,and Robroy both sat down having a nice little chat about life and trucking, over a nice Ginsters and Tango,…
Wtf has happened to this forum, first I get virtually propositioned by Switclogic, now you’re trying to get me fixed up with [zb] dozy.!!
nowt wrong with a 3some mate, just don’t post the video…
m.a.n rules:
robroy:
biggriffin:
peirre:
I had an image in my head of the two lay-by loafers parked up together, and in true camion style swapping bottles of Pepsi and Biere blonde over a pan of camion stew, while trying to convince each other which is the best chalking procedure at a Tesco RDC after running out of hours, and the fine levied for every turn of the winding handle not doneI would love to see dopey,and Robroy both sat down having a nice little chat about life and trucking, over a nice Ginsters and Tango,…
Wtf has happened to this forum, first I get virtually propositioned by Switclogic, now you’re trying to get me fixed up with [zb] dozy.!!
nowt wrong with a 3some mate, just don’t post the video…
What happens in the layby stays in the layby,
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peirre:
I had an image in my head of the two lay-by loafers parked up together, and in true camion style swapping bottles of Pepsi and Biere blonde over a pan of camion stew, while trying to convince each other which is the best chalking procedure at a Tesco RDC after running out of hours, and the fine levied for every turn of the winding handle not doneI would love to see dopey,and Robroy both sat down having a nice little chat about life and trucking, over a nice Ginsters and Tango,…
Wtf has happened to this forum, first I get virtually propositioned by Switclogic, now you’re trying to get me fixed up with [zb] dozy.!!
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nowt wrong with a 3some mate, just don’t post the video…
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What happens in the layby stays in the layby,
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Just ask Dipper Dave that one
Oh Christ …don’t be involving him, he’ll be posting it on Hamster as …
’ Making a Rob Sandwich in a Scania’ .
Ffs nobody mention a cream pie to him for pudding.
I reckon my rep as an Alpha Butch Hetero Trucker is going down the khazi thanks to this forum. 
Well if the butch Alpha Trucker, would like to go BI-cycling, and be dressed in some CHAPs, with a bit of Receiving Cowboys, then after his Ride he would need some food maybe a bit of Cottageing pie, swallowed with some Cream pie, a bit of Belgium Biscuit, then a nice Goldern Shower to freshen him self up.
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Well if the butch Alpha Trucker, would like to go BI-cycling, and be dressed in some CHAPs, with a bit of Receiving Cowboys, then after his Ride he would need some food maybe a bit of Cottageing pie, swallowed with some Cream pie, a bit of Belgium Biscuit, then a nice Goldern Shower to freshen him self up.
Hmmmm let me think on it, I’ll get back to you on it.
Or the other option could be…Go and ■■■■ yourself !! .
(Btw…I’m thinking you maybe watch too much ■■■■ mate. . 
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msgyorkie:
Reckon Robroy and Dozy should park together in a rat infested laybye and share their meals camion style. Dozy supplies the orange and Rob a gingsters pie.
I must say, I’ve noticed a cheeky spark between those pair. Wander if it would be curtains drawn in one truck with a blue led light disco on the front of the truck all night long with J’taime booming on the stereo. [emoji3060]
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the maoster:
robroy:
(Maoster will be at ‘yem’ if he’s got any sense.)I was! Walked in just after 6 to find our lass three quarters of the way through a bottle of wine after (in her words) a ■■■■■ of a day. It was at this point I realised that no cookery witchcraft was going to happen so being the computer whizz that I am I immediately contacted Marios pizza & grill via my internet machine and then set about destroying my extensive Bud and Stella collection whilst waiting for the delivery gnome to arrive.
That’s how it’s done. [emoji106]
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peirre:
I had an image in my head of the two lay-by loafers parked up together, and in true camion style swapping bottles of Pepsi and Biere blonde over a pan of camion stew, while trying to convince each other which is the best chalking procedure at a Tesco RDC after running out of hours, and the fine levied for every turn of the winding handle not done
Classic Pierre. [emoji23]
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robroy:
the maoster:
robroy:
(Maoster will be at ‘yem’ if he’s got any sense.)I was! Walked in just after 6 to find our lass three quarters of the way through a bottle of wine after (in her words) a ■■■■■ of a day. It was at this point I realised that no cookery witchcraft was going to happen so being the computer whizz that I am I immediately contacted Marios pizza & grill via my internet machine and then set about destroying my extensive Bud and Stella collection whilst waiting for the delivery gnome to arrive.
I had you down as like me, a… ‘Tea on the table when I get in or you get a good spanking’ type of guy mate.
(Thing is though if it does get to the spanking the tea idea gans out the window
Bet they love that masterful approach. [emoji848]
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robroy:
biggriffin:
peirre:
I had an image in my head of the two lay-by loafers parked up together, and in true camion style swapping bottles of Pepsi and Biere blonde over a pan of camion stew, while trying to convince each other which is the best chalking procedure at a Tesco RDC after running out of hours, and the fine levied for every turn of the winding handle not doneI would love to see dopey,and Robroy both sat down having a nice little chat about life and trucking, over a nice Ginsters and Tango,…
Wtf has happened to this forum, first I get virtually propositioned by Switclogic, now you’re trying to get me fixed up with [zb] dozy.!!
There’s plenty of man love to go round.
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