Perhaps you are not any driver, you are a superstar driver, you might be OK with HMRC as LTD co.
Exactly.
I don’t merely drive the truck - I sing, I wave at fans and pretty girls. And I then do a stand up comedy show making real drivers roll on the floor laughing when they see me reversing.
I am, therefore - self-employed mobile entertainer.
Unfortunately due to TruckNetUK management negligence you can not become superstar due to the fact they are banned from social networks.
Good girl.