Will this be you in a few years time?

peirre:
I wonder how he manages if he gets caught short and needs to pull up for a sheet

I can assure you that the correct answer is to not hold onto the rails and squat over the side. Steps will be covered in it. And it sinks the cab out.

No it wasn’t me. And yes I did refuse to drive it. First giveaway was the stench - so I investigated. Found a load of it all over the steps. The driver was not even ashamed when questioned. The company were not overly bothered either. I no longer will work there.