This particular “Self-Preservation Society” - clearly needs a bit of work. 
Hang on a minute lads, I’ve got a great idea.
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Reef beat me to it.
Ok, I’ll go with ‘this is the self preservation society’.
“You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”
Sorry! Couldn’t resist.
Get your skates on mate.You’re running late.