Wheel Nut:
I don’t see a problem ■■■■■■■ on grass or up a tree. I do it in our garden, or anyone else’s for that matter.
WTF? You ■■■■ in YOUR OWN garden!! 
Gosh, I bet that smells nice in the Summer… it brings a whole
new meaning to “Shtg on your own doorstep!” Lol