If you go down to the woods today

Stolen from F/B

VNL aswell, that’s I nice truck.

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beardofginger:
VNL aswell, that was I nice truck.

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fixed that for you - no need to say thanks lol

Trunking - you’re doing it wrong!

Nice truck, shame about the cheap satnav.

ezydriver:
Trunking - you’re doing it wrong!

:laughing: :laughing:

10/10

ezydriver:
Trunking - you’re doing it wrong!

You cant blame the guy for trying to branch out, at least he set his roots down in a leafy area.

discoman:

ezydriver:
Trunking - you’re doing it wrong!

You cant blame the guy for trying to branch out, at least he set his roots down in a leafy area.

Yes, but he’s barking up the wrong tree!

“never have I seen such a stupid driver as I saw today”

WALMART DRIVER: “Hold my beer…”

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4 on 2 off means that after knocking off your 25 days holiday, and the 8 bank holidays, you’ll work about 208 days of the year.

Let’s suppose you average 12 hours per shift, then 12x £14.45 is £173.

£173 x 208 days = £36067 per year. You can probably expect at least £33-£34k if they deduct breaks, or you average a bit less than 12 hours. Either way, it’s not bad at all. However, you will only get a handful of weekends off through the year.

ezydriver:
4 on 2 off means that after knocking off your 25 days holiday, and the 8 bank holidays, you’ll work about 208 days of the year.

Let’s suppose you average 12 hours per shift, then 12x £14.45 is £173.

£173 x 208 days = £36067 per year. You can probably expect at least £33-£34k.

Not bad, but you will only get a handful of weekends off through the year.

And this has what to do with this thread? [emoji23]

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stuwozere1:

ezydriver:
4 on 2 off means that after knocking off your 25 days holiday, and the 8 bank holidays, you’ll work about 208 days of the year.

Let’s suppose you average 12 hours per shift, then 12x £14.45 is £173.

£173 x 208 days = £36067 per year. You can probably expect at least £33-£34k.

Not bad, but you will only get a handful of weekends off through the year.

And this has what to do with this thread? [emoji23]

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Ha ha, how the hell did I reply to the wrong thread? Agh, I meant it to go into the “night rate” thread. Mods… do your work!

Sorry :blush:

Maybe the driver was trying to work it out in his head when he drove into the trees?

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Seeing as…

We can type anything we want here with impunity, I thought I’d share my grandmother’s recipe for Elderflower wine.

Get some elderflowers from Asda.

Add water.

Boil them to a pulp in a large pot.

Add some sugar.

Stir vigorously for 5 minutes.

Go and get absolutely wasted for three days.

Decant the liquid into bottles, store and then give as prezzies for Xmas.

next week tips on baiting mousetraps

I would have tried a little harder for a night out.

ezydriver:

stuwozere1:

ezydriver:
4 on 2 off means that after knocking off your 25 days holiday, and the 8 bank holidays, you’ll work about 208 days of the year.

Let’s suppose you average 12 hours per shift, then 12x £14.45 is £173.

£173 x 208 days = £36067 per year. You can probably expect at least £33-£34k.

Not bad, but you will only get a handful of weekends off through the year.

And this has what to do with this thread? [emoji23]

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Ha ha, how the hell did I reply to the wrong thread? Agh, I meant it to go into the “night rate” thread. Mods… do your work!

Sorry :blush:

Tch. Some people can’t see the woods for the trees.

I’ve got the scoop on this one. The tractor is from Western Express trucking company pulling a Wally trailer, he left Torrington CT with a load of Pallets going to Gloversville NY but got lost and made a wrong turn. He sure did :open_mouth: but i don’t know how you lot got hold of the pic ? :confused:

I sent the picture to my friends in US and they say it’s a common occurrence

remy:
I’ve got the scoop on this one. The tractor is from Western Express trucking company pulling a Wally trailer, he left Torrington CT with a load of Pallets going to Gloversville NY but got lost and made a wrong turn. He sure did :open_mouth: but i don’t know how you lot got hold of the pic ? :confused:

It seemed like a better option at the time than reversing out on the same road that he went in there on. :smiling_imp: :laughing:

Wood he be an elder who got sycamore and more trunking, who pined fir his old logging days? He’ll be birched for this, don’t yew think?