TheUncaringCowboy:
drew30:
Company I sub for have an MOD contract.Today I got to deliver some insulation (of all things!) to Sterling Lines.
As is normal for an MOD base, I sign in at the gatehouse and am told to wait for my ■■■■■■.
There’s a bloke at the next window thing at the desk renewing his gate pass.
As I’m handing over my phone and the PDA we use (because both have cameras), the very nice lady informs me that if I try to get on the base without my ■■■■■■, I’m liable to be shot by the police guarding the gate.
At this, the bloke at the next window turns to me and says ‘Don’t worry mate, they’d only miss, those coppers couldn’t hit a barn door with a cows arse!’
Fascinating.
Regale us with more.
Made me laugh anyway. No need for the negativity mate. If you’re not interested just don’t reply
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