Hi all
Been trying to get the dip world cert online watched the vid and done the online test that many times and keep missing by one any one actually managed to get one or is it a case of getting hold of them for a formal death by power point morning
65gazf
Cheers
Uh I’m thinking if you can’t get a pass then you’re not qualified to not get flattened by a straddle carrier and not drive into a strike zone…[emoji16][emoji16]
Keep trying as it is just common sense…
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I’m sorry but…
WTF are you on about?
65gazf:
Hi allBeen trying to get the dip world cert online watched the vid and done the online test that many times and keep missing by one any one actually managed to get one or is it a case of getting hold of them for a formal death by power point morning
65gazf
Cheers
First time you go there just go to the office, you watch the video, you answer the questions, before you submit it they check it and get you to correct any you have wrong, nobody fails.
yourhavingalarf:
I’m sorry but…WTF are you an about?
I’m with you on this one, I’m no techno-phobe but …
Is this anything to do with truck driving ■■?
pierrot 14:
yourhavingalarf:
I’m sorry but…WTF are you an about?
I’m with you on this one, I’m no techno-phobe but …
Is this anything to do with truck driving ■■?
DP World, containers, to go on site, drop off/ pick up you must have a certificate. Basically a 15-20 minute video of how they want things done followed by a multiple choice questionnaire on the computer, you must score 100% to pass and get your certificate (which is supposed to be displayed in your windscreen when on site) fairly easy to get one or two wrong on your first attempt, they correct you.
Sounds just more H&S BS to me ■■?
Vid:
pierrot 14:
yourhavingalarf:
I’m sorry but…WTF are you an about?
I’m with you on this one, I’m no techno-phobe but …
Is this anything to do with truck driving ■■?
DP World, containers, to go on site, drop off/ pick up you must have a certificate. Basically a 15-20 minute video of how they want things done followed by a multiple choice questionnaire on the computer, you must score 100% to pass and get your certificate (which is supposed to be displayed in your windscreen when on site) fairly easy to get one or two wrong on your first attempt, they correct you.
Well that clears that up then. It does provide a good example as to why you should proof read before posting though as the title “Do world” sounds like an online game, further mention in the same post of “dip world” just adds to the confusion. ■■■■ you autocorrect.
“Dipping” and “Doing” and no avatars of startled ■■■■■■■!.. Yet
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Many thanks to all the positive reply’s peps taken on board and will apply, to all that thinck that they are Jedi’s and are the master of the road every day I learn something new on the road in a yard or just sittting at a light.
Be safe all
Gazf
So, not an autocorrect fault at all then?
65gazf:
Many thanks to all the positive reply’s peps taken on board and will apply, to all that thinck that they are Jedi’s and are the master of the road every day I learn something new on the road in a yard or just sittting at a light.Be safe all
Gazf
wtf, How many drivers use terms like those above■■?
peps
taken on board (maybe this one) and will apply (but not with this added)
to all that think (ftfy) they are Jedi’s and are the master of the road 
every day I learn something new on the road in a yard or just sittting at a light ( 3 t’s on sitting, obv a comfy chair!, at the lights of course)
I’ll have some of what he’s smoking TYVM
pierrot 14:
65gazf:
Many thanks to all the positive reply’s peps taken on board and will apply, to all that thinck that they are Jedi’s and are the master of the road every day I learn something new on the road in a yard or just sittting at a light.Be safe all
Gazf
wtf, How many drivers use terms like those above■■?
peps
taken on board (maybe this one) and will apply (but not with this added)
to all that think (ftfy) they are Jedi’s and are the master of the road
every day I learn something new on the road in a yard or just sittting at a light ( 3 t’s on sitting, obv a comfy chair!, at the lights of course)I’ll have some of what he’s smoking TYVM
I’ve tried to decipher it 3 times, still haven’t got a scooby wtf he’s slavering about.
He’s taken some peps on board, (whatever they are 
)
He’s going to apply to some Jedis, who are apparently ‘masters of the road’ …and he learns something everyday on a road in his yard, (presumably from the jedis,.as they are road masters) and when sitting at a light.
So…
Questions need to be asked.
How many peps is he taking on board?
What’s he learning from these jedis exactly?
Do these jedis actually hold this light?
Is it some kind of alien learning torch?
Why tf do I care?
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robroy:
pierrot 14:
65gazf:
Many thanks to all the positive reply’s peps taken on board and will apply, to all that thinck that they are Jedi’s and are the master of the road every day I learn something new on the road in a yard or just sittting at a light.Be safe all
Gazf
wtf, How many drivers use terms like those above■■?
peps
taken on board (maybe this one) and will apply (but not with this added)
to all that think (ftfy) they are Jedi’s and are the master of the road
every day I learn something new on the road in a yard or just sittting at a light ( 3 t’s on sitting, obv a comfy chair!, at the lights of course)I’ll have some of what he’s smoking TYVM
I’ve tried to decipher it 3 times, still haven’t got a scooby wtf he’s slavering about.
He’s taken some peps on board, (whatever they are
He’s going to apply to some Jedis, who are apparently ‘masters of the road’ …and he learns something everyday on a road in his yard, (presumably from the jedis,.as they are road masters) and when sitting at a light.
So…
Questions need to be asked.How many peps is he taking on board?
What’s he learning from these jedis exactly?
Do these jedis actually hold this light?
Is it some kind of alien learning torch?
Why tf do I care?
Send your answers by pm to Carryfast.
You have just totally made me crease up Rob, excellent !!! (some more of these, my ribs hurt)
If it makes you fill better, i failed it 4 times,5th time i went in had answers writen on the back of my hand, when i needed i maid out i had an itchy eye, whent to scratch it and read the answer, passed that time no problem. just go in peped and you will get it,its all in the planning, i found the cpc just as hard but done the same, passed first time, the teacher pull me aside after and asked if had cheated, i said no he then asked about the ink on my face, i got away with it, so just be careful good luck and may the force be with you brother
malcolmgbell:
If it makes you fill better, i failed it 4 times,5th time i went in had answers writen on the back of my hand, when i needed i maid out i had an itchy eye, whent to scratch it and read the answer, passed that time no problem. just go in peped and you will get it,its all in the planning, i found the cpc just as hard but done the same, passed first time, the teacher pull me aside after and asked if had cheated, i said no he then asked about the ink on my face, i got away with it, so just be careful good luck and may the force be with you brother
And thats a lesson of how to get through life classic
malcolmgbell:
If it makes you fill better, i failed it 4 times,5th time i went in had answers writen on the back of my hand, when i needed i maid out i had an itchy eye, whent to scratch it and read the answer, passed that time no problem. just go in peped and you will get it,its all in the planning, i found the cpc just as hard but done the same, passed first time, the teacher pull me aside after and asked if had cheated, i said no he then asked about the ink on my face, i got away with it, so just be careful good luck and may the force be with you brother
Not being funny but I can sort of see from reading your reply how you managed to fail it 4 times. I fail to see how you could fail it once.
UKtramp:
malcolmgbell:
If it makes you fill better, i failed it 4 times,5th time i went in had answers writen on the back of my hand, when i needed i maid out i had an itchy eye, whent to scratch it and read the answer, passed that time no problem. just go in peped and you will get it,its all in the planning, i found the cpc just as hard but done the same, passed first time, the teacher pull me aside after and asked if had cheated, i said no he then asked about the ink on my face, i got away with it, so just be careful good luck and may the force be with you brotherNot being funny but I can sort of see from reading your reply how you managed to fail it 4 times. I fail to see how you could fail it once.
easy really, just life lessons from here
malcolmgbell:
i found the cpc just as hard but done the same, passed first time,
I thought the CPC was an automatic ‘‘pass’’ as long as you just sat through it and endured all the crap.
What kind of test/exam did you do for it exactly?
Perhaps this diamond has an Operators C.P.C. Stay off the peps, some kind of drug I imagine.