dieseldog999:
i had a night in brighton a while ago.
went into the pub and there was a sign on the door saying “beware of gays”…i took no notice and went in anyway.i ordered a pint,and when the barman game it to me,there was a coaster with it saying " beware of gays"
a few pints later i went for a pee.
there was a five pound note lying on the floor in the gents,and when bent over to lift it up there was a sign on the floor saying." youve been warned twice already…brace yourself"…
I once knew a poofter, his name was Tim,
Somebody threw a tomato at him,
Tomato’s are soft, they don’t hurt your skin,
This bugger did, it was still in its tin!