Whats on your list for this year ? whats a good present for a trucker ?
I have nobody to give my Christmas list to so I just pretend that my dog buys me my Christmas presents which makes things less lonely for me.
Subbuteo cricket (original)
Pair of 501’s
No 1 After just watching the children in need clip about the little girl who died in september, a cure for cancer. (Made me cry like a baby)
No 2 a scalextric
My wife has got me two weeks in an elephant sanctuary in Sri Lanka which I think is quite nice. Not sure where she got the idea from but it certainly is a surprise considering I usually get her a tin of de icer and a Ginsters pasty.
Thought you would have bought her a fridge magnet …
ItsJoe:
I have nobody to give my Christmas list to so I just pretend that my dog buys me my Christmas presents which makes things less lonely for me.
Fool.
You send the list up the chimney.
Lorry drivers these days know nowt.
Used to do the trick with tacho discs too!
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Mrs Toby has bought me a five year degree course at Oxford university.
The five year course is to study as an elite fridge engineer, once passed , i will be a member of the special forces of fridge men.
On stand by , to fly to any where in the world at short notice.
My bags will need to packed all the time.
I could be helicoptered in to hostile and dangerous places where no elite fridge man has ever gone before.
raymundo:
Thought you would have bought her a fridge magnet …
She already has a fridge magnate… 
A tap for my knee,so I can drain the @@@@ing fluid off 