Dipper_Dave:
andy187:
No one suggested a fleshlight? (no that is not a misspelling)I was just about to…
Definately a great stocking filler, also saves a sock.
Sorry lads I know it’s a closely guarded male secret why there’s always an odd sock in the wash.But in all seriousness my beloved is struggling with gift ideas for yours truly so have suggested a new truckers mug or a trendy air freshener. Hope she gets me a new fleshlight though. There’s a new one on the market with an opening either end, great if your double manning
Spat coffee out at that 