Shes a good driver and has done a fair few runs for me in the past but having a week off and the missus is doing groupage to Portugal, letting her loose in the 16 for the first time! Shes only a petit size 8 and is yet to discover some of its going to be handball which she’ll no doubt thank me for. Ive told her not to bother doing her nails this weekend… 
And she will more than likely breeze through it, good on her ! got yer feet up for a few days eh?
Twoninety88:
And she will more than likely breeze through it, good on her ! got yer feet up for a few days eh?
Yes mate, all of next week to do what i want to get done at home 
plus… really need a break from the distance work for a few days…
AndrewG:
Twoninety88:
And she will more than likely breeze through it, good on her ! got yer feet up for a few days eh?Yes mate, all of next week to do what i want to get done at home
A bit of handball? I daresay your missus would prefer chucking off 30 ton of rocks to having a week with you Andrew.
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And how do you know she’s a size eight then… come on, own up.
If she is weekended in Lisbon, park the truck outside the beautiful old fishing town of Cascais.
Bus or train to Lisbon center from Cascais.
Or park along the coast at Praia de Guincho.
Stunning views, lot of places to eat on the coast road.
If stuck in Porto, park up at Leca de Palmeria docks.
Or on the coast road in Matosinhos.
From Leca or Matosinhos it is a short walk to get the new tram system or bus to Porto center .
Tell the Mrs to try a Tango or cerveza con gruzhela which is beer with red fruit syrup.
And the Franchesina , a foot high mega sandwich topped with hot spicy gravy.
Franglais:
AndrewG:
Twoninety88:
And she will more than likely breeze through it, good on her ! got yer feet up for a few days eh?Yes mate, all of next week to do what i want to get done at home
A bit of handball? I daresay your missus would prefer chucking off 30 ton of rocks to having a week with you Andrew.
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Havent seen the paperwork yet but hoping its not handballing off 30t rocks, life wont be worth living, shes a very fiery Spaniard… 
My place is very coy…‘a bit of handball’ usually equates to no less than 5t though…
peterm:
And how do you know she’s a size eight then… come on, own up.
Walking around the town always without fail seems to detour to the clothes shops where without fail i end up buying… 
AndrewG:
peterm:
And how do you know she’s a size eight then… come on, own up.Walking around the town always without fail seems to detour to the clothes shops where without fail i end up buying…
■■■■, all the good ones get taken
albion:
AndrewG:
peterm:
And how do you know she’s a size eight then… come on, own up.Walking around the town always without fail seems to detour to the clothes shops where without fail i end up buying…
■■■■, all the good ones get taken
We have quite a few in Nerja but the more expensive ones she seems to be on first name terms with…and yet with a walk in wardrobe full of clothes its always ‘‘ive never got anything to wear’’… 
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toby1234abc:
If she is weekended in Lisbon, park the truck outside the beautiful old fishing town of Cascais.
Bus or train to Lisbon center from Cascais.
Or park along the coast at Praia de Guincho.
Stunning views, lot of places to eat on the coast road.
If stuck in Porto, park up at Leca de Palmeria docks.
Or on the coast road in Matosinhos.
From Leca or Matosinhos it is a short walk to get the new tram system or bus to Porto center .
Tell the Mrs to try a Tango or cerveza con gruzhela which is beer with red fruit syrup.
And the Franchesina , a foot high mega sandwich topped with hot spicy gravy.
Cheers, ill pass that on
hmmmmm
i can just see your misses having a bt of a dillema there…
imagine the scenario.
ive just shopped till ive nearly dropped in the designer outlets,and could just do rightly with topping it off with a little snackiepoos.
i suppose itl be another organic nut cutlet and a letuce leaf,or a free range radish again and keep my wee neat petite size 8 in top form…hello■■?..wait a min,whats this sign saying■■? …todays special.the franchesca,a foot high mega sandwich topped off with gravy…i wonder if they do that with chips■■?.bit of a nailbiter for her now? 
dieseldog999:
hmmmmm
i can just see your misses having a bt of a dillema there…
imagine the scenario.
ive just shopped till ive nearly dropped in the designer outlets,and could just do rightly with topping it off with a little snackiepoos.
i suppose itl be another organic nut cutlet and a letuce leaf,or a free range radish again and keep my wee neat petite size 8 in top form…hello■■?..wait a min,whats this sign saying■■? …todays special.the franchesca,a foot high mega sandwich topped off with gravy…i wonder if they do that with chips■■?.bit of a nailbiter for her now?
Shes one of the lucky ones DD, eat anything and still keep the same size/weight. That foot high mega munch with gravy probably equates to 1K calories, 1500 with chips
somewhat similar to myself then.
im one of the lucky ones that can grub up on the boats,and still be a driving god in style and physique…
hang on a min…
im sounding like uk tramp,dr damon,dozy,and whoever else he has made up a name for…
isnt it interesting how they all end up doing the same shift in their respective jobs?
very quiet in here today.
Women truck drivers? When did we start allowing women to drive our trucks?
The worlds gone mad
Rentadent:
Women truck drivers? When did we start allowing women to drive our trucks?
The worlds gone mad
She got her licence around 14 years ago now but works from home as a landscape artist, gives her a break from the norm as well, no good me trying to do her job though,primary school kids could do better…
dieseldog999:
hang on a min…
im sounding like uk tramp,dr damon,dozy,and whoever else he has made up a name for…
isnt it interesting how they all end up doing the same shift in their respective jobs?
very quiet in here today.
DING DING DING!!..
We have a winner!
peterm:
And how do you know she’s a size eight then… come on, own up.
Because that was the box he ticked on the mail order form, along with must have truck licence.
Only Joshing Andrew G
toby1234abc:
If she is weekended in Lisbon, park the truck outside the beautiful old fishing town of Cascais.
Bus or train to Lisbon center from Cascais.
Or park along the coast at Praia de Guincho.
I thought Lisbon was a bit run down, Cascais is far better, and plenty of designer shops for her to browse round or she could pop over to the Casino in Estoril and have a flutter.
AndrewG:
Shes one of the lucky ones DD, eat anything and still keep the same size/weight. That foot high mega munch with gravy probably equates to 1K calories, 1500 with chips
She can eat what she wants and you buy stuff for her. I must have done something terrible in a previous life.