DPD

I did Sheff to…

The hub for months on nights.

Cushy number.

Come in, kick the tyres, arrive at the hub, drop the trailer, go to sleep for five hours or so, pick up the trailer, go back and go home.

Then some office wannamakeanameforhimself tells me that I must have an assessment drive for insurance purposes. This is three months into me doing the job.

I had a think about things and the following night I asked what would happen if I failed the assessment? ‘You wouldn’t be able to drive for us any more’. I then enquired who was going to drive me and the load back to Sheff the following morning if I failed?

never saw the bloke again after that