I feel your pain EB, nowadays even asking a small child if they would like to see Santa’s little helper has the mums up in arms.
On a side note I once did some heavy petting in a grotto, to cut a long story short it was closed (honest) and the lady wife and I found ourselves alone with some plastic elves, anyway one thing lead to another and we started playing with each other and the elves come to think of it. Special mention here for Rampant Rudolph who got her over the finishing line.