Chemical incidents, what's going on?

How much ■■■■■ do we see on the sides of roads day in day out?

All this is, is someone trying to feel special and phoning the police with every bit of crap they see at the side of the road.
It’s always been there, always going to be there, just now we have to close the entire road and call in the bomb squad and chemical specialists to poke it to see what it is.