Grandtrousers:
Drivers on a fixed salary
Yep, kicking the arse out of the job by doing 10 hour jobs in 7 or 8, dashing about like their arse is on fire.
After a few months they feature on here wingeing that the company now expect them to do a local as well or another collection 50 miles out the way on the way back or summat for no extra pay 
They must wear Fred Scuttle (Benny Hill) or Blind Ely (Last of Summer Wine) beer bottle bottom spectacles cos they can see no further than the end of their noses 
I’m on fixed salary, every bugger except Tesco and Maritime overtake me.