robroy:
I had a flat on the other week
I folded the sheets and tried to carry and chuck them on the back, jump up, and roll them out on load like I used to.
My head told me I still could and that I was still 25, my body told me otherwise, I just about needed bloody oxygen.
Its a ■■■■■ my man but there is comfort
I have “apprentises” that have the brain of a toad
I can run rings round these useless toerags