Parker, get the Rolls...

I spent 3 years as a Chauffer and for that kind of money, You can forget about having a life for yourself… constantly on call (when I did it, it was a pager) and they make you earn your money by giving you out to their mates as a favour if they don’t need you, treated like a bell boy in front of their business colleagues etc.

I got the job over other applicants mainly because I was ex army. I recall once I was working for one of his mates the weekend and drove him to a private party at a friends house and the bloke came out to the car after some hours and told me to go in and ‘sort’ out some lads who were getting too rowdy and upsetting other people… jacked it in the Monday.