Any ideas for some British hauliers. It could be In case of accident please ring Network Rail for one that I can think of.
Used to be a potato merchant around Manchester with a sign on the back of the truck saying “In case of fire, chip pan in cab”.
Was overtaken by a van yesterday and written in the dirt on the back was:
Soapy sponge wanted for good clean fun
Better than the normal “wish my wife was this dirty”.
stobarts…no hill too tall…no bridge too small 
They thought they would…
Belgium firm Fockers made me chuckle.
Imagine the chat in the cafe :
“Hey mate, not seen you for a while, who do work for now ?”
" Fockers "
"OK mate, I heard about them, bunch of Fockers
Tuckert92:
They thought they would…
‘We Fit’ Sack the sign writer I say.