Wheel Nut 3:
The next time you are stuck in motorway roadworks have a look at the markings for excavator or tipper drivers, normally a plastic fluorescent strip strung across the road where there is a bridge or power lines, it’s a reminder to lower the body or boom
If Mrs B’s boom gets any lower it will end up with gravel rash 
Her bingo wings aren’t fairing much better. They are in a neck & neck race with her ■■■■■ to catch up with the afore mentioned 