Winseer:
peterm:
Out here, if you call an ambulance because of personal injury, the cops have to attend. Just claim whiplash where you had to brake so hard.Wot about if you’ve got a stack of cakes in back, and now it’s a big creamy mess?
“Criminal Damage”
or
“I’ve shot my load officer”.
I believe a cream pie violation has quite a harsh penalty.
Up to 12 months doin porridge.
Not sure what the penalty for injury from porridge is, but probably envolves a cream pie or two.
[See I can do a clean post].