How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two… but dont ask me how they got in there
How many Atki drivers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lightbulb? We 'ad candles on ‘t front o’ truck in them thar days lad.
Very good!
How many Essex girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, Essex girls only screw in Ford Escorts.
How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb/
None!Let the cow cook in the dark! 
how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
whats a light bulb■■?
jon
Why does it take three women with P.M.T. to change a light bulb?
BECAUSE IT JUST DOES,OK!!!
Dan. 
how many glaswegians does it take to change a light bulb?
none of your [zb]in buisness pal
how many polite glaswegians does it take to change a light bulb?
both off them 
sorry 
jon
Jonboy,the Scotia Nostra are interested in a meeting… 
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one but the light bulb has to really want to change.
How many folk singers to change a lightbulb?
Just one, while the rest sing about how good the old one was…
How many truckers does it take to change a lightbuld?
None - that’s a job for the workshop
How many workshop men does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fourteen, or at least that’s what it said on the bill…
How many Atki drivers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lightbulb? We 'ad candles on ‘t front o’ truck in them thar days lad.
How many RDC staff does it take to change a light bulb?
Well,after four hours waiting for it to be changed,THREE.
One to change it,
One to check it,
One to do the paperwork for it(an hour later)
And by the time it’s done,it needs changing again!!
Dan.
Hadn’t heard that one
andymac:
How many folk singers to change a lightbulb?Just one, while the rest sing about how good the old one was…
Top form Alli!
allikat:
How many truckers does it take to change a lightbuld?
None - that’s a job for the workshopHow many workshop men does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fourteen, or at least that’s what it said on the bill…How many Atki drivers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lightbulb? We 'ad candles on ‘t front o’ truck in them thar days lad.
how many cowboys does it take to change a light bulb?
three one to change it and two to sing about how much they will miss it now its gone
How many Norfolk drivers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - we like driving round doing vehicular impressions of Lord Nelson…
(Who came from round these parts btw)
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
43,
1 to notice the lightbulb is blown and complain that its’ failure is the fault of the other party,
12 to form a comittee to discuss the failure of the bulb
5 to form a working party on replacing the bulb
10 to raise objections and campaign that the new bulb shoud be green/enirinmentally friendly/made in their constiuancy etc
and the last 15 to claim credit for the whole thing.
How many truck drivers does it REALLY take to change a lightbulb?
Just one - we’re professionals you know.
jonboy:
how many glaswegians does it take to change a light bulb?none of your [zb]in buisness pal
how many polite glaswegians does it take to change a light bulb?
both off them
sorry
jon
hope your boss ain’t planing a run to glasgow for you, the locals will be looking for you.
Aye, n he’ll be deed easy tae reknize in thone pink bikini, ye ken.
gulp
we dont go further then carlisle…phew!!!
jon
that’s alright i’ll get my brothers mate’s to get you,roundabout the checkpoint area happy new year