Yes it’s that time of the year again
The lorry writing season (acording to Alex Lester…Radio 2)
This year there are 2 slogans to be written in the dirt on the bacls of lorrys (remember “slap my top”)
Seek the dark
and
SCOF (which stands for Swirling Cesspool Of Filth)
C’mon people, lets spread the word and start writing these slogans in the dirt on the backs of our trucks
What was the one about a sock just before slap my top?
I was trying to remember it the other day, but couldn’t for the life of me 
Weren’t that “THE SOCK”
Off subject, asked her indoors to cook my sock, she dint get it. Not funny when you have to explain.
best time of the day radio show slap my top
I wonder what the people in china would make of that if I was to write it in perm marker on the back of the containers I pull… 
MR VAIN:
Weren’t that “THE SOCK”Off subject, asked her indoors to cook my sock, she dint get it. Not funny when you have to explain.
You’re right. It’s me getting mixed up. it was something to do with Sara Cox when she was on radio 1. Still can’t remember what it was tho
I like sara cox. Talks too much on the radio