Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your (zb)? 
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an (zb).
100,000 **** and YOU were the fastest?
Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
DON’T (zb) ME OFF! I’M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT!
Save Your Breath … You’ll need it to blow up your date!
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN.
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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