These are the fundamental differences between men and women & most of
them
are so true, especially the thought of the day…!!
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each
other Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Charlie, Dave and John go
out, they will affectionately refer each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla,
(zb)-Head and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Dave and John will each throw in
£20,
even though it’s only for £32.50. None of them will have anything
smaller,
and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get
their
bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on
sale.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,shaving
cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A
man
would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man
marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins,
answer the phone, read a book, and get the post. A man will dress up for
weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist
appointments
and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and
dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any man should forget his mistakes.
There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing
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