There’s a guy who is an avid bikerider. Actually he’s a motorcycle fanatic. He has not missed a weekend ride out in years. Every Saturday and Sunday morning he gets up very early and goes meets his mates for a good few hours ride.
On this one morning, he gets up early, dresses quietly, puts on his leathers, and goes out to the garage to prepare to leave. While he’s out there the weather starts to turn. It’s blowing a gale, sleet, snow and hail are pouring down from te sky and there are gusts of up to 60mph.
He comes back into the house and turns the TV to check the weather report and is upset to learn that it’s going to be bad weather all day long.
So he puts his bike back into the garage and comes back inside. He quietly undresses and slips back into bed where he cuddles up to his wife’s back, and whispers, “The weather out there is terrible.”
To which she replies, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out riding his bike today?”