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If it’s all the same to you I won’t be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean the guns today.
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I can’t come in as I will be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not turning up. OK
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Constipation has made me a walking time bomb.
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I prefer to remain an enigma.
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My mother-in-law has come back as one of the undead and we must track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her heart and give her eternal peace. Might be in this afternoon though.
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