A woman had a heart attack and is rushed to Hospital and while in the operating theatre had a near death experience! She saw GOD and asked him, “Is my time up Lord?”
“No, No dear according to my list you have 40 years, 2 months and 8 days left”
While she convalesced she arranged a face lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck.
After the operation she was allowed to go home but was hit by a truck and died.
When she got to the ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ she called for God. “You said I had over 40 years to live, why change your mind?”
“Sorry Dear didn’t recognise you”
