Two Mexicans have been lost in the desert for weeks.
At deaths door, they see a tree in the distance. As they get
closer, they see that it is covered with all kinds of bacon:
smoked bacon, pepper bacon, Canadian bacon, nice
crispy bacon.
“Hey, Pepe,” says the first Mexican, “Ees a bacon tree!
We are saved!!” So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to
the tree.
As he gets to within five feet of the tree, he is gunned
down in a hail of bullets. His friend drops down on the
sand and calls across to the dying Pepe. “Pepe,! Pepe!
Que pasa hombre?” With his last breath, Pepe
calls out, Ugh, run amigo,run, ees not a bacon tree,
ees a ham bush
FIRST LAUGH TODAY… 
tartanraider:
FIRST LAUGH TODAY…
you not been to work today and looked in the back of you truck.then laugh.