Not strictly driving related, but what seemingly insignificant things drive you absolutley mad?
For me it’s Holly Johnsons’ voice (Frankies goes…), I’ve no idea why, I have no problem with the accent it’s just hearing his voice really twists my melons 
Likewise (not so prevalent now but every time I see Brian Harvey (East 17 singer) on tv or in a magazine I just want to do violence to him.
As I said totally unreasonable responses from me, so what does everyone else think?
Wny radio program that allows the public to phone in!
Have tried to listen but not long before some one haa me so made that the radio is at risk of being destroyed.
Aaarggggh
Trousers hanging so low, the wearers underpants and sometimes more are on show.
Brian Harvey, good one, also his ridiculous hat, worn virtually on top of the head. The ‘diddy men’ look is not a good one.
People blocking aisles in shops
Fat people on Disney Dragsters going around as if they own the pavement.
Traffic queues…
Lycra clad cyclists.
Slow and incompetent shop assistants.
Shop assistants who don’t speak (intelligible) English.
Traffic lights at 0300…
Fat lasses in Primark leggings. If I wanted to see a camel’s toe, I’d go to the zoo. 
Oh, another one… Bad manners! When you hold a door open for someone and they never even look at you much less thank you. Makes me wish I could rewind time for 30 seconds and then slam it in their pig ignorant faces.
Rude people, yes.
Interminably slow mobile Internet… (i will drop Vodafone next year… )
A good barrel of ale running out mid session.
A ‘smart phone’ screen having a life of its own.
Idiot drivers. (not necessarily just car drivers…)
Text speak.
People who go out of there way to be in your way.
People who go out of there way so you are in their way.
‘Not my job’ Jobsworths.
the maoster:
Oh, another one… Bad manners!
Nothing wrong with a bit of Lip up Fatty! 
Arrogant fork lift drivers that shout out “Can’t you read the sign of do not enter yard, park on road and obtain permission then be marshalled in by a trained marshal reversing officer "
Those stale air fans on top of shop doors that are useless.
Shop staff that ignore you when being served, they turn their head away from you and chat to their mate next to them or on their phone.
Getting the change thrown in your hand.
McDonald’s staff that always ask if you want a meal, even though you only asked for an individual item.
Coffee shop staff that are all deaf, you ask for a drink for inside, then they always ask " Is that to take away or to drink inside.”
Tv weather presenters that tell you what to do.
They will say that you will need an umbrella, scarf, hat,sun cream,scrape the ice of your car.
Their annoying phrases of a touch of frost, or the use of wee bit chilly.
Tv presenters that gesticulate like a drunk octopus trying to undo a bra strap.
Annoying adverts of you must buy a sofa in time for Christmas.
Tv adverts that start when the program as only been on for five minutes.
Scruffy looking Lorry drivers that look like the inbred second cousin of Wurzel Gummidge.
You can tell what they had for breakfast last week as is wearing it on his jumper.
Thoughtless stupid people. Particularly those who do things like stopping in a shop doorway to count their change.
People who park in disabled spaces when they’re not disabled.
Our cat (world’s noisiest animal). But I quite like her, really.
People who just can’t drive, in spite of having a licence (I’m looking at you, wife!). And added to that, people who sit in the passenger seat and constantly criticise the driver. 
People who start sentences with the words "I’m not racist, but … "
David Cameron.
Reality TV programmes.
All other TV programmes.
The DRS thing they use in Formula 1 these days in order to make the racing really dull.
HGV drivers who seem to believe that the sole purpose of the company they work for is to give them an easy day. We have a few of those at our place.
And that’s just off the top of my head.
Agree with all the above +
KFC at the Stadium MK, the chairs hav’nt got any plastic caps on the legs & it’s a hard tiled floor, with every body moving around like a Children’s Party the Screeching is torture, the staff seem immune to it so they’ve lost a customer ! Grrrrr !
Cluless muppet car pilots that refuse to change lanes in average speed camera road works, despite1000 vehicles behind them.
They stick to 32 mph in a 40 mph limit.
Van and car drivers using their phone while driving when their passenger could take their call.
Msa bogs that stink of dead badgers urine.
Terrible food at Msa places.
Cashiers that ask if you want to buy their discounted chocalate.
Media morons that report artics as a ten ton truck.
Nimbies that bang on about speeding juggernauts but have no way of knowing the speed.
Lorry watchers that have no life and stand all day reporting drivers.
Locals that have lived in a place for thirty years but do not know where the place you are looking for is.
Tractor drivers that never give way.
Drivers that do not wear sunglasses on sun glare days.
Goods in staff that run away when you arrive and hide or pretend their busy or go on tea break.
Nimbies that stop wind turbines and solar panel farms or moan about lorries blocking their lane when in construction, oh deary me, nasty lorries have made mud and tore up the verges.
Rich snobs that buy a house by an airport then set up committee’s to stop expansion.
Buy some ear plugs.
People that have two or more houses and locals can’t afford to live where they were born.
Fast cars that are never used to their full potential.
English tourists that get lost the first mile coming off the ferry in France.
Drivers that sat back and did nothing to allow a lae being passed to fine them three grand per illegal immigrant found on their lorry.
Diesel thieves and curtain slashers, you never see them.
Steve Wright talking over EVERY song,be warned Radio 2,your on notice 
Great thread
People who push the button at pelican crossings, don’t wait for the lights to change and cross anyway. By the time the traffic has stopped they’re 100 yards away.
Steve Wright singing at the beginning or end of songs.
Vanessa Feltz using long words to alienate her audience.
Tv presenters that do not age.
A good song that you like always comes up on the radio when you are pulling in to an unload/load depot.
Healthy eating is promoted but motorways are full of greasy burger and fried chicken joints.
Farmers cutting their hedges but leave the thorns in the road to puncture tyres.
Drivers that give you a life story, and a full breakdown of their itenary and how many pallets went there.
Alan Davies and Laurence Llewellyn Bowen are both not funny and pointless
Davies thinks a 70s perm is still in fashion.
toby1234abc:
Tv presenters that gesticulate like a drunk octopus trying to undo a bra strap.
What channel is that on 
They wave like windmills on all channels, I complained to the Bbc about it, their reply was, it is to do with timing and getting their point across to their audience.
toby1234abc:
They wave like windmills on all channels, I complained to the Bbc about it, their reply was, it is to do with timing and getting their point across to their audience.
the one I hate is late at night when you got the sign person in the corner … Does my head in 
why cant it be an option like text 888 or what ever it is
Those films on C5 in the afternoons, normally “a divorced recovering alcoholic tries to rebuild her relationship with her troubled daughter…” ■■■■■■■■ storyline.
Buskers sorry, “street entertainers.” Particularly saxophonists or mime artistes (those jobless college dropouts who think pretending to be in a glass case is entertaining).
The Lions’ club “Father Christmas Tour.” Bloody annoying, having to stop eating my dinner, and having to dash around the house, turning the lights off before they come knocking. At least they give warning with their loud christmas music though.
Text Santa.
Children In Need.
Comic Relief. Give me relief from these ■■■■■■■ celebrity ego massage-fests.
Celebrity News Updates on BBC3, normally with some anorexic drag act ending the “news” with “see-ya!”
“Wine experts.” Pompous gits who waffle on about “the 2007 red is very palletable with ethically sourced fish and lentils, while its’ 2008 equivalent suffered from frost damage but is rather pleasing when socialising at the rowing club.”
I only the other hand would say “■■■■■■■ cats’ ■■■■, pass me the Hobgoblin…look at the ■■■■ on that!”