Seeing as Robroy has thrown his hat in the ring, and agreed to run for president, I propose that we form a provisional cabinet in preparation. Your suggestions for suitable candidates are encouraged…
Dozy for Health and Human Services
Connor for Transportation
DIeseldog for Home Secretary
the nodding donkey:
Seeing as Robroy has thrown his hat in the ring, and agreed to run for president,.
I must have missed that one mate 
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Harry in the Ministry Of Transport, with special responsibilities for waterways.
With Albion as apprentice.
Several candidates for Dept for Immigration…easy economies to be made there: all letters would say “No”.
Treasury? WinSeer maybe. At least he has the honesty to describe himself as a gambler, unlike all other Chancellors who are, but deny it!
Carryfast for Foreign Secretary or Ambassador to the EU.
Not sure…
I want to nominate anyone here for ministerial positions. As we all know ministers and MPs are a bunch of shysters I can’t think of anyone here I dislike enough to do that too.
If pushed, I’d say Beaver should be crowned king.
Luke for Ministry of School Dinners. 
Jakethesnake (and several others) for the Ministry of Complete Tosh.
If Robroy’s going to President then who I wonder would be Monika Lewinsky? 
the maoster:
If Robroy’s going to President then who I wonder would be Monika Lewinsky?
Come again
Me for diplomatic relations minister for the Mayors daughter in France .
Think the pres did come again,and again,and again ad nauseam.
the maoster:
If Robroy’s going to President then who I wonder would be Monika Lewinsky?
Well, after that bloody vid you sent me , anybody as long as she’s got 10 toes.
She did have ten toes. The fact that they were all inside him shouldn’t matter!
the maoster:
If Robroy’s going to President then who I wonder would be Monika Lewinsky?
Holly Willoughby. 
the nodding donkey:
the maoster:
If Robroy’s going to President then who I wonder would be Monika Lewinsky?Holly Willoughby.
How well you know me.
robroy:
How well you know me.
Well enough to know that stains on her dress wouldn’t be a problem as you’d go off before your zipper came down!
the maoster:
robroy:
How well you know me.Well enough to know that stains on her dress wouldn’t be a problem as you’d go off before your zipper came down!
the maoster:
robroy:
How well you know me.Well enough to know that stains on her dress wouldn’t be a problem as you’d go off before your zipper came down!
Just the sort of ■■■■ cheek I’ve come to expect from you.