There’s too many keyboard warriors who wouldn’t stay stuff to my face. Guaranteed.
Was I really in the police or did I make it up? Who knows
Am I really a truck driver? Who knows
Am I dozy under a different username? Who knows
All the best chaps and enjoy your cyberspace. Adios amigos.
DickyNick:
There’s too many keyboard warriors who wouldn’t stay stuff to my face. Guaranteed.Was I really in the police or did I make it up? Who knows
Am I really a truck driver? Who knows
Am I dozy under a different username? Who knowsAll the best chaps and enjoy your cyberspace. Adios amigos.
3 out of 10 for a your flounce, pretty poor effort really
This came to mind…
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Make sure you shut the door on the way out and just to be sure twist the key
You ok hun?
Awww bless! Put ya skirt back on & leave quietly then we don’t want a scene, there’s a good girl.
1/10, not enough swearing or capitals
YAWWWWWWWNNN
remember and close the door on the way out…then wait a while and come back as if it never happened,( thats been the usual format sofar) 
What a complete phallus.
Sorry, op, but Mrs Socketset has read your post and reckons it’s a ■■■■ poor effort on the flounce-ometer (and she should know).
Anyway as dd says see you next week 
Just checking to see if anyone cares…
Nope.
Crack on!
i dont think its going well for the o/p.( whoever they are)…
FFS WHY would you announce your leaving
Just leave
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Whe one of our drivers gets all a bit pansy, we ask him…
*if he needs a cuddle
*if he needs a pooh
*if he needs a fresh tampax
It’s not an airport departure lounge.
You don’t need to announce you’re leaving.
Just go
NONONONONONO
COME BACK!!
TheUncaringCowboy:
What a complete phallus.
Why do the best posters leave. Some great contributions by you compared to some of the dross.
Take care, be safe and keep away from the many lunatics. 