Winseer:
A year from now, hopefully we’ll all be able to see thatLabour - still ain’t working.
The Green Man Roundabout - gets taxed.
Liberal Democrats - start getting jailed for being illiberal and undemocratic.
Tories - all emmigrate to America
UKIP becomes independent of itself
Independents - all join together to form a non-independent party.
The SNP lose their seats, because they took “National” out of their name, and got confused for the winning price of the 4:15 at Ayr on the ballot paper.
The Ulster Unionists - all got disbanded, because no one knows where Ulster is any more.
Sinn Fein get taken over by a ■■■■ star, and renamed “Sage”.
The speaker gets taken over by Parsley the Lion.“Scarborough Fair” becomes the new National Anthem.
I’ll have half a pint of what he’s having…